sexualjedi:

himaruyeah:

*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*

*silently puts fandom references in all aspects of life*

kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

dimadamn:

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

andyourhostkristenwiig:

are people still pretending January Jones’s kid is not Jason’s?

have you seen the kid?

it looks like a perfect mix of the two of them